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June 2021
Aaron Sorkin's The Bachelorette
America's two favorite recurring cliches, together at last.
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Josh Clayton
February 2021
The Dark Chocolate Conundrum
What's my percentage? Does this make me a good person?
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Josh Clayton
I Rearranged the Alphabet So It Feels Right
The order of this thing is all fucked up, and I don't like it.
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Josh Clayton
December 2020
Wisdom from Your Mother's Decor
Live, laugh, love, lounge, learn, liberate, leap, look, let be...
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Josh Clayton
November 2020
Obscure NFL Player on Your Boyfriend's Fantasy Team, or Actor Who Played a Corpse on CSI?
There are no winners here.
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Josh Clayton
Rejected Titles for Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal"
A rare peek inside The King of Pop's writing process.
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Josh Clayton
October 2020
The 12 Types of Great British Bakeoff Contestant
Me, you, Paul, Prue, and a dozen of these weirdos.
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Josh Clayton
I'm a Gnat and I'm Horny for Death
Yessss that's it, kill me! Kill me good! Kill me faster!
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Josh Clayton
September 2020
Behold! The Patterns in Your Grandmother's Second Home
Lo, there are many.
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Josh Clayton
The Neophyte's Guide to Cookout
Salvation through saturated fats.
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Josh Clayton
Salt Bagel
A script for the screen.
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Josh Clayton
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