Archive - Box 148

Wait, Which Apple Do I Like Again?

Oh no. I’ve done it again. I’ve forgotten what sort of apple I like. All these cultivars, gifts from centuries of selective breeding, and I haven’t the…

Oct 12, 2021 •

June 2021

Aaron Sorkin's The Bachelorette

America's two favorite recurring cliches, together at last.

Jun 9, 2021 •

February 2021

The Dark Chocolate Conundrum

What's my percentage? Does this make me a good person?

Feb 24, 2021 •

I Rearranged the Alphabet So It Feels Right

The order of this thing is all fucked up, and I don't like it.

Feb 1, 2021 •

December 2020

Wisdom from Your Mother's Decor

Live, laugh, love, lounge, learn, liberate, leap, look, let be...

Dec 3, 2020 •

November 2020

Obscure NFL Player on Your Boyfriend's Fantasy Team, or Actor Who Played a Corpse on CSI?

There are no winners here.

Nov 16, 2020 •

Rejected Titles for Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal"

A rare peek inside The King of Pop's writing process.

Nov 10, 2020 •

October 2020

The 12 Types of Great British Bakeoff Contestant

Me, you, Paul, Prue, and a dozen of these weirdos.

Oct 14, 2020 •

I'm a Gnat and I'm Horny for Death

Yessss that's it, kill me! Kill me good! Kill me faster!

Oct 9, 2020 •

September 2020

Behold! The Patterns in Your Grandmother's Second Home

Lo, there are many.

Sep 22, 2020 •

The Neophyte's Guide to Cookout

Salvation through saturated fats.

Sep 14, 2020 •

A script for the screen.

Sep 11, 2020 •

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