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Wait, Which Apple Do I Like Again?

Oh no. I’ve done it again. I’ve forgotten what sort of apple I like. All these cultivars, gifts from centuries of selective breeding, and I haven’t the…

Oct 12, 2021 • Josh Clayton

June 2021

Aaron Sorkin's The Bachelorette

America's two favorite recurring cliches, together at last.

Jun 9, 2021 • Josh Clayton

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February 2021

I Rearranged the Alphabet So It Feels Right

The order of this thing is all fucked up, and I don't like it.

Feb 1, 2021 • Josh Clayton

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December 2020

Wisdom from Your Mother's Decor

Live, laugh, love, lounge, learn, liberate, leap, look, let be...

Dec 3, 2020 • Josh Clayton

November 2020

Obscure NFL Player on Your Boyfriend's Fantasy Team, or Actor Who Played a Corpse on CSI?

There are no winners here.

Nov 16, 2020 • Josh Clayton

October 2020

The 12 Types of Great British Bakeoff Contestant

Me, you, Paul, Prue, and a dozen of these weirdos.

Oct 14, 2020 • Josh Clayton

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I'm a Gnat and I'm Horny for Death

Yessss that's it, kill me! Kill me good! Kill me faster!

Oct 9, 2020 • Josh Clayton

September 2020

Behold! The Patterns in Your Grandmother's Second Home

Lo, there are many.

Sep 22, 2020 • Josh Clayton

The Neophyte's Guide to Cookout

Salvation through saturated fats.

Sep 14, 2020 • Josh Clayton

Salt Bagel

A script for the screen.

Sep 11, 2020 • Josh Clayton

Names Rafael Edward Cruz Could Have Chosen to Go By Instead of "Ted"

Rafa R R.E.

Sep 11, 2020 • Josh Clayton

THIS SKI TRIP IS AN ACT OF CLASSIST AGGRESSION

Listen to me closely, you bourgeoisie monster: This ski trip you’ve planned is an affront to my middle class upbringing.

Sep 11, 2020 • Josh Clayton